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CAUTION: Consult your doctor about our claims. Frequent visits of The Chortle.com may cause the following symptoms: headache, drowsiness, dizziness, headaches, intestinal cramping, temporary blindness, bleeding of the gums. itchy rashes, full body hair loss, gigantic eyeball syndrome, the condition known as 'hot dog fingers,' seeing the dead, ingrown eyelashes, bone liquification, tail growth, and a compulsion to use the Oxford comma.
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